December 2009
To start the new year, read: Egg.
guillermoa:
thiswalterego:
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You...
“May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds...”
– Johnny Depp (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via guillermoa)
Mr. Antonini, you're my bffeaeaeae (Andreina too)
Guillermo: lmao you follow shiantology you're a loser
Karla: no! it's a fairly acurate update on Shias life
Guillermo: lmao im messing with you, that nigga keeps it real he coulda tried for megan fox but he kept it real with his short haired gf
Karla: yeah, but that's just gay
Guillermo: you're just jealous haha
Karla: Megan Fox SEEMS like the complete package whatever go figure. Shia's girl is kute but eh
Guillermo: nah nigga but megan fox can't be as good as we make her seem look at tiger woods. that ngiga was PERFECT to us. Megan Fox is perfect to us. she must have so many flaws.
Karla: tiger woods is black and asian, TWO different minorities. Hardly what I call perfect
Guillermo: lmfaooooo
Karla: lol
Guillermo: nigga you've got some negro in you. AND hispanic. yet you're still perfect. so stop talkin shit.
Karla: :O! AAAAAWWWWWWWW ! you know I'm so tumbling that
Guillermo: do it let the world know.
“Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without...”
– Carl Jung
Breckenridge City Legalizes Bud! →
“La vida tiene sus maneras de enseñarnos. La vida tiene sus maneras de...”
– Tagline for Y Tu Mama Tambien
“Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.”
– Oscar Levant
So true. Like those days you eat nutella out of the jar with your friends on a gorgeous day after a nice session. Yup.
I love that little tingly feeling of acceptance...
sothenstephwaslike:
(via sleeplessmondays)
“The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the...”
– Arthur Schopenhauer
You can only type one word.
1. Where is your cell phone? idk
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Australian
3. Your hair? Bun
4. Work? What?
5. Your father? Pessimistic
6.Your favorite thing? Penis
7. Your dream last night? Sex
8.Your favorite drink? Lemonade
9. Your dream car? Thunderbird
10. The room you’re in? Mine
11. Your pet? Byron
12. Your fears? Failure
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Successful
...
